When I met Paul he told me that Michael Jackson was able to pull a hair out of Lisa Marie Presley’s cootchie so thick it was strong enough to floss with. He said so while vaguely distracted by a Steven Seagal movie on the television next to him and waving a loaded derringer in my face. Anyhow, that said, THIS: ( www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2014/07/16/graceland-too-owner-fatally-shots-man/12749857/ ) comes as no particular surprise to me, and should you ever happen to be near Holly Springs Mississippi, I highly recommend a visit to Graceland Too. It’s a hoot!
*UPDATE* A friend just texted to inform me that Paul was found dead in his home just two days after the incident linked to above. I suppose it remains to be seen what will become of Graceland Too exactly, but in the meantime RIP to Paul McLeod. He was one of those totally intense and slightly scary weirdos whose obsessions and passions make this world a better place. I consider myself very thankful to met him when I did. I’m sure there are many who will miss him deeply.
Today I learned that UniBrian’s dog Elliott is no longer of this earth. RIP Elliott. Be good. You were a really nice dog and we’ll all miss you.
watermelons down the drain